Mr. Jonathan

Mr Jonathan in numbers: In-camera stop motion stills = approx 12,000 / Bespoke music compositions = 1 (‘Mr Perfecto’ - Colin Smith & Simon Elms @ Eclectic) / Artificial intelligence = zilch / Out-sized satin knickers = 1 pair (returned) / Art, craft, beauty & refinement = much (Selected Works) / Boiled eggs = 2 (uneaten) / Brilliant sound & picture edits = 1 (J.D. Smyth @ Final Cut) / Alans = 1 (Alan @ Pentonville Rubber) / Genius sound design = bountiful (Patch Rowland @ Machine) / Wonderful on-screen talent = 13 (appropriately) / Totally disproportionate number of shoot days = 23 / Commercial value = £-0.00 / Fucks to give = 0.